Q. Is it a miracle?

 

A. Yes, of science!

 

Q. Can I eat Mustard Miraculum?

A. No! Mustard Miraculum is for topical use only.

 

Q. So I can put Mustard Miraculum on my tongue?

 

A. *Sigh* No... Mustard Miraculum should neither go in nor around your mouth nor on other sensitive areas of your body.

 

Q. Is this snake oil?

 

A. Doctor Ophidian's fine line of Miracula are concocted with all natural ingredients using trade secret formulations... But no, snake oil isn't an ingredient in any of our products. You can learn more about our premium active ingredients on our Product Science page.

 

Q. What does Mustard Miraculum do?

 

A. Temporarily relieves pain in muscles and joints, giving the body time to heal itself while stimulating blood flow to the area. When used for the common cold, it temporarily relieves cough due to throat and minor bronchial irritation and makes coughing more productive by loosening phlegm.

 

Q. Can I rub Mustard Miraculum all over my muscles & joints and run naked in the streets at high noon?

A. No, freshly treated areas should not be exposed to direct sunlight. If you experience any painful burning sensation, remove immediately... The rest... well, your free time is yours...

 

Q. Is this an American company?

 

A. Indeed it is! Based in Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA, we source the finest base ingredients from the highest quality US and worldwide suppliers to ensure the best product, then concoct, package, and distribute all from our facilities here in the US.

 

Q. What makes Doctor Ophidian's special?

 

A. All of our Miracula are made with trade secret formulations based on our family's centuries of experience in Apothecary Sciences. While most other topical analgesics use one, two, maybe even four active ingredients, Doctor Ophidian's proprietary blend is a minimum of six (6). Instead of a soloist, or duet, we bring the entire chorus to fight your pain.

Q. How do topical pain relievers work?

 

A. Simply put, by using our blend of ingredients, it tricks your nervous system's pain receptors into being overloaded, which causes your system to block the signals and it relieves the pain.

 

Q. Why not just take a pain pill?

 

A. Pills can be effective, but pills are ingested and absorbed by your entire system. Depending on the medication it can also potentially be habit forming. Topical pain relief ointments are applied directly to the location of the pain and relief is usually very fast and our Miracula are all non-habit forming.

 

Q. Can I combine any of your products with each other or other medications?

A. Consult your physician before mixing any medications. Unexpected side effects are... unexpected.

 

Q. Can I use Mustard Miraculum for diabetic nerve pain?

 

A. There is scientific evidence to suggest our active ingredients do assist in neutralizing minor diabetic neuropathy pains and other nerve related pains. It is best to test and see what works best for you, but we haven't yet found joint, muscle, or nerve pain that Mustard Miraculum hasn't helped.

 

Q. Can I use a heating pad?

 

A. No! Using a heating pad may cause severe burns with most topical analgesics, including Mustard Miraculum. Neither tightly wrap the treated area, nor add external heat or allow direct sun exposure. If you experience any painful burning, stop usage and clean the area immediately.

 

Q. Can I use Doctor Ophidian's Mustard Miraculum while pregnant?

A. Consult a doctor before use while pregnant.

 

Q. Can I apply any of your Miracula to sunburned, blistered, or damaged skin?

 

A. No. Do not apply any of our products to damaged skin or wounds.

 

Q. Is the product safe for children?

 

A. Consult a doctor before using any medication on children under 12, including ours.

 

Q. How does Mustard Miraculum work?

A. Mustard Miraculum contains our proprietary trade secret formulation that over-stimulates the nerve endings that send pain signals to your brain, causing the pain itself to be temporarily relieved so healing can take place. It also contains medicated vapors. These powerful, long-lasting vapors begin working immediately to both soothe coughs for easier breathing and make the coughs that do happen more productive by loosening phlegm.

 

Q. How do I use it?

A. For muscle, joint, arthritis, and other pains, apply directly onto the affected area. For cough suppression, rub a generous layer onto your chest and throat. Keep clothing loose around your throat and chest to help the vapors reach your airways.

 

Q. What ingredients are in Mustard Miraculum?

 

A. Our list of active ingredients can be found on our Product Science page.

 

Q. How often should I use Mustard Miraculum?

 

A. Not more than 3 to 4 times daily. Consult a physician if symptoms persist for longer than several days.

Q. Can I heat Mustard Miraculum?

A. No, you should not heat or microwave any of our Miracula. Doing so may result in injury.